A news item in yesterday's Deccan Chronicle tells about a woman who dished out porridge
for her husband. Well, on the face of it, there is nothing abnormal about it, because as we
speak there are countless women making and serving porridge for their men.
What makes this lady from Hong Kong stand out is the way she served it for her man.
She poured hot porridge on his groin. Ouch. That must have hurt bad.
And the provocation for this act was that he was seeing another woman on the sly. Women
these days are getting innovative in putting across their displeasure to their cheating men.
It was not so long ago that Lorena Bobbitt contributed a new word to the English language
- bobbitize - after she cut off the, ahem, genitals of her husband. If I remember correctly,
that was also to show how angry she was about his straying.
I do love porridge, but please serve it to me at the dining table in the proper crockery. The
last thing I want is hot 'n steaming porridge on my groin, of all places.
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